Budget Beetle Warrior (Garbage Roach) with Tempo Fairies

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Last Updated: September 10, 2017
Deck Summary:
Deck Cost: 2,150
6 16 13 0 5 0 0 0
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8+
Followers: 29
Spells: 8
Amulets: 3
Mulligan/Draw Simulator:

Deck Overview:

Have you ever wanted Roach because you're a metaslave? Well look no further! Thanks to my ingenious idea (and pretty dumb), you will be able to climb in ranked in no time (nowhere I meant). Substitute Roach for a better follower like Beetle Warrior and you shall steamroll every "First Farer" you meet. kappa. Why, you ask? The entire deck costs less than 3 roaches. * Mic drops *

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for toxicity, rage and board clears that will wipe your whole deck. Good luck
(ALSO, this is my first time making a deck, it is somewhat semi-serious, let me know your feedback if you decide to meme it up.)
EDIT: Swapped Archer for Cybele, 1 Dark Elf & 1 Elf Metallurgist for 2 Dryads and swapped Surefire with Spellbomb (Credits to Reionyx for helping out)

Deck List:
Follower
Card Cost Quantity
Water FairyFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Last Words: Put a Fairy into your hand.
Evolved
Last Words: Put a Fairy into your hand.
1 x 3
Elf Child MayFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Fanfare: Deal 1 damage to a random enemy follower.
1 x 3
Fairy WhispererFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Fanfare: Put two Fairies into your hand.
2 x 2
Elf MetallurgistFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Fanfare: Deal 2 damage to an enemy follower if at least 2 other cards were played this turn.
2 x 2
Fairy BringerFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Fanfare: Change the cost of a Fairy in your hand to 0.
2 x 2
Blessed Fairy DancerFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Fanfare: Give +1/+0 to all allied followers until the end of this turn.
2 x 2
DryadFollower - Tempest of the Gods
Unevolved
Clash: Give the enemy follower -1/-0.
Evolved
Clash: Give the enemy follower -1/-0.
2 x 2
Angel of the WordFollower - Rise of Bahamut
Unevolved
Fanfare: Deal 1 damage to an enemy.
3 x 3
Dark Elf FaureFollower - Standard
Unevolved
Whenever this follower attacks, put a Fairy into your hand.
Evolved
Whenever this follower attacks, put a Fairy into your hand.
3 x 2
CybeleFollower - Tempest of the Gods
Unevolved
At the end of your turn, give all other allied followers +0/+1.
Evolved
At the end of your turn, give all other allied followers +0/+1.
3 x 3
Beetle WarriorFollower - Tempest of the Gods
Unevolved
Fanfare: Gain +1/+1 and Storm if at least 2 other cards were played this turn.
3 x 3
Ephemera, Angelic SlackerFollower - Wonderland Dreams
Unevolved
Ambush.
Whenever another allied follower attacks, give that follower +1/+0 until the end of the turn.
Evolved
Ambush.
Whenever another allied follower attacks, give that follower +1/+0 until the end of the turn.
5 x 2
Spell
Card Cost Quantity
Sylvan JusticeSpell - Standard
Unevolved
Deal 2 damage to an enemy follower.
Put a Fairy into your hand.
2 x 3
Ivy SpellbombSpell - Tempest of the Gods
Unevolved
Deal 3 damage to an enemy follower. Then deal 2 damage to the enemy leader if at least 2 other cards were played this turn.
3 x 2
Dance of DeathSpell - Darkness Evolved
Unevolved
Destroy an enemy follower.
Deal 2 damage to the enemy leader.
5 x 3
Amulet
Card Cost Quantity
Wood of BramblesAmulet - Wonderland Dreams
Unevolved
Countdown (2)
Fanfare: Put 2 Fairies into your hand.
Give all allied followers in play and all allied followers that come into play Clash: Deal 1 damage to the enemy follower.
2 x 3
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